Seating order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin, Ryan

Hollywood Director: Wayne is a gangster boss who has been shot and staggers into the emergency room where he forces surgeon Ryan to extract the bullets. Jeff is a hit man who bursts in, gun in hand, determined to finish him off. Notes: Headlining Las Vegas performers, Swedish porn movie.

Whose Line: Held-up in a shack surrounded by outlaws, the Lone Ranger (Colin) and Tonto (Ryan) try to figure out a plan.

Two Line Vocabulary: Colin is the mastermind behind Jurassic Park is briefing his park workers Ryan and Wayne because the dinosaurs have escaped and gone on a rampage. Wayne’s lines: ‘What do you want me to do?’ and ‘That’s not my thing’. Ryan’s lines: ‘What’s that?’ and ‘Are you mad?’.

Greatest hits: Ryan and Colin are selling Songs of Norway. Wayne and Jeff sing A Boy Named Hagar as Jonny Cash, Norway’s lovely, Rather be in Greece as the Temptations (with a gradually increasing tempo) and the Ska song Small small hole, big big fish.

World’s Worst: World’s worst person to be a member of the armed forces (with Drew)

Winner: Jeff Credit Reading: Everyone reads the credits as competitors in the final of the spring break ‘best buns’ competition